Another Day, Another Dumbass

Another stupid dumbass motherfrakking idiot, surely a nominee for the Darwin Award, has gone missing after swimming in Loch Raven Reservoir. 

How many damn times will these apes, monkeys, and slack-jawed dumbass city-slickers try to swim in the area reservoirs before they learn to read the frakking signs that say "NO SWIMMING".

How many times will county rescue workers -- oft times, volunteers -- have to risk life and limb to recover these little apes, monkeys and slack-jawed dumbass city-slickers from the waters?

How many tax dollars will be spent, and never recovered, in pursuit of recovering these bodies?

Here's my proposal:  get the body for sure. It might contaminate the drinking water.  But hold it until the family pays for the cost of recovery, and if they don't, then cremate the body and bury it in the state's mass grave down in Crownsville.