Mr. Wu Award

In the great HBO series "Deadwood", the Chinese in the mining camp were lead by a Mr. Wu.  Mr. Wu did was a, shall we say confidante, of entrepreneur (pimp, murderer, drug kingpin, etc.) Al Swearingen.  But Mr. Wu did not speak much English.  In fact, the only word that Mr. Wu really spoke was "cocksucker", which came out more as "cocksuckah".

It is therefore, with great pride that I inaugurate the Gunpowder Chronicle's brand new "Mr. Wu Award", recognizing from time to time, that individual (or organization)  that displays the distinct traits of an ignominious cocksucker. 

What is an ignominious cocksucker?  A person without shame.  Someone who lies, cheats, steals, and performs daily disservices to the public.  A lawyer.  A politician.  A Joe Albero.

Mr. Wu Award Winners:

O'Guvnah Martin O'Malley 

Senator Edward M. Kennedy (Posthumous)


About the author

Timothy Patterson is the Vice-Chair for Bomb Throwing of Vast Right Wing Conspiracy; Lieutenant General and Commander of the Gunpowder Legions of the Militant Wing of the Salvation Army; Founder of the Hereford Zone Maquis.

Opinionated, outspoken, and relatively uncouth, he believes that no politician is worthy of respect or deference merely because of their ascension to elected office.  He holds this truth to be self-evident:  honesty is always the best policy, even if it pisses people off.

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