Michael Vick, faux quarterback and scum of the earth, is now officially and indefinitely suspended from the National Football League.  On Monday, he will go before the judge and enter his official guilty plea.  Unfortunately, he is not allowed to plead guilty to be an absolutely worthless colostomy bag who deserves nothing better than the way he treated those dogs.

Let's just hope he doesn't get the lead role in "Longest Yard 3".

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After reading this post over at Delmarva Dealings, I remain amazed how people continue to reject Occam's Razor in favor of conspiracy theories.

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The vaunted legal mind John Robinson, lately relieved of his gig at WICO, is now proferring legal advice on his blog at http://robinson1320.blogspot.com/. Luckily for the attorneys in Salisbury -- the good, the bad, and the ugly -- his legal advice will be no more successful than his abortive radio career.

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Guvnah Marty the Mick should read the Wall Street Journal on gas taxes and bridges.  Or he might be next in their target site.

Meanwhile, I'll just keep buying my groceries and my gas in Pennsylvania.

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I do this at my own risk, but I am afraid I must rise up to disagree with the Great Curmudgeon, a/ka/ Bill Duvall, and his post over at Duvafiles.

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Over at Captain's Quarters, there is a pretty devastating post that shows that John Edwards is an empty suit, with an empty head, and an empty campaign.

Yes, John, there are two Americas:  the one you live in, and the one where everyone knows that you are full of more bullsh*t than a barnyard.

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It seems like Immigration and Customs Enforcement might finally be doing their job, as Elvira Arellano has been arrested in Los Angeles.  She's been under a deportation order since August 15, 2006, but has been hiding out in a United Methodist Church in Chicago since then.

Michelle Malkin has more.

I wonder what Michael Chertoff will have to say about this year's lettuce crop now.

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According to this article from Bill Gertz in Friday's Washington Times, the Dragon apparently offered the US the opportunity to split the Pacific in half.

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Disturbing and comical news out of the Far East this week, as the Chi-Coms and the Russians have announced they are conducting joint exercises in CHEBARKUL TESTING RANGE, Russia.  That is the disturbing news.

The comical news is that Russian Czar Vladimir Putin, in a bid to establish Russia as a global military power, has ordered Russian Tu-95 "Bear" bombers back in the air on their station-keeping Cold War-era patrols.

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In case you missed it, I got a nice mention in The Daily Times "Story Chat" feature.  You can read the post here.

While my numbers aren't stellar, it's good to know that folks like accomack_transplant think this site is worth reading.

Some bloggers are obsessed with numbers.  I am not.  I know who reads my postings.  Many choose not to comment.  Some because they can't due to who they are and what they do, others because they don't know how, and a few because they think that posting "I agree" serves no purpose.  All those choices are fine with me.

Anyway, thanks for the shoutout, and if there is something you want to see me write on, contact me at blog@gunpowderchronicle.com.

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