Sunday's Daily Slime featured an article claiming that 60% of Wicomico County's Residents don't have access to a fire hydrant and therefore, there homes may be in imminent danger of destruction by fire.

I say, "So, there are other options."

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The Great Curmudgeon, over at Duvafiles, informs the blogging community that the Bloods have officially taken over Pemberton Manor.

Tell me, was that takeover made easier by the fact that Pemberton Manor -- a haven of Section 8 housing subsidies -- is Salisbury's only gated community?

Let's face it, if you can't keep a bunch of gangstas and their tramps out of a gated community, what can you do?

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According to the Calvert Street Communist Party Newsletter:

A 28-year-old Baltimore man who appeared in the infamous Stop Snitching witness-intimidation video has been charged with drug conspiracy by a federal grand jury, prosecutors announced Friday.

Sherman Kemp and his co-defendant, Isaac Gomez, 25, of Fairview, N.J., were charged with conspiracy to distribute cocaine. Kemp, who appears in the video, is also charged with possession with intent to distribute cocaine, possession of a firearm while committing a drug trafficking crime and illegal possession of a firearm while a convicted felon.

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Geraldo Rivera.  Enough said.

Showing that the war on crime in Baltimore is failing miserable, and that he was incompetent to the task, Baltimore City Police Commissioner Leonard Hamm -- a longtime veteran of the department, unlike previous failures going back a decade, has stepped down.  This according to the Calvert Street Communist Party Newsletter.  Mayor Sheila Pratt Dixon-- herself a relative failure as City Council President and now as Mayor -- is expected to announce the resignation formally tomorrow.

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I missed this previous article at the Calvert Street Communist Party Newsletter, but apparently we are giving millions every year to something called the Oyster Recovery Partnership... one giant earmark to watermen, with little show for it.

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According to the Calvert Street Communist Party Newsletter and the Baltimore Examiner, Marty The Mick O'Malley can really pick a winner.

Maryland Secretary of Budget and Management T. Eloise Foster was charged with driving under the influence of alcohol, driving while impaired, and failure to stay in a single lane last month.

Full details here, here, and here.

Okay, so how long before MADD goes all medieval on the Guvnah?

Better yet, will the General Politburo rise up and hold scads of hearings on THIS guvnah's personnel policies? Probably not.

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Important!  Update on New Federal Legislation for AWNAA

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Jihad Joe and John Robinson are beating the drum again for skate parks for suddenly large population of skateboarders in Salisbury.

It reminds me of an old joke from high school...

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Well, some Old Ghosts of jobs past are cropping up.  It turns out that the lawsuits against executives at the former Recoton Corporation (a former employer of mine) are heating up again.  It's a shame the plaintiffs don't have the real scoop.

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