If you are as saddened and outraged by the death of Mary Sullivan -- killed last week by Aubry Carlton Miller, Jr. of the 20700 of Old York Road in Parkton -- there is something you can do about it.  Step up now to help support her young daughters.

I honor of Mahmoud Vladimir Joe Albero's decision to start using 300 W. Main Street ("Tora Bora") as his own personal o.p. in his war against anyone who disagrees with him about how anything should be run, we decided it was time for Salisbury News to have a theme song.

Appropriately, it's from The Police:

This week, the northern Baltimore County village of Hereford was shocked to wake up and learn that Mary Sullivan was killed by an idiot who drove his car into her house.  There is a lot of righteous anger up here at Aubry Carlton Miller, Jr, who was driving a stolen pick-up truck when he made a 90-degree turn right into the house off York Road.

But there should be a lot more anger at state judges and prosecutors who repeatedly put this walking sack of crap back on the road.  He has a criminal history longer than my leg, and has gotten away with more crimes than a Nixon White House staffer.

My position on the ChiCom Olympics has been justified, by the ChiComs themselves!  In the words of Gomer Pyle, USMC-- "Surprise, Surprise!"

Well, now that we know that Southwest Delaware's Most Notorious Cyberterrorist and renowned Maryland Perjurer-- Mahmoud Vladimir Joe Albero -- is now using 300 W. Main Street ("Tora Bora") to spew his filth AND stalk passers-by with his digital camera, we have mounted a new campaign to warn our friends and family in the State of Maryland about the current Threat Level in the Cyber Terrorism world.

I have a new word that I would like to introduce to my fellow state employees:  "Duh!"

It is, believe it or not, typically a term of derision.  It is a shortened form of the phrase, "No shit, dumbass."  It could also be used in place "Who told you first Dick Tracey?"

So when I read this typical "man bites dog" article in the O'Guvnah Bootlicker Herald, I said to myself "Duh!"  And myself said back, "No shit, dumbass."

Al Neuharth tried to make a dumb point that the Beijing Olympics would lead to a more democratic China.

I thoroughly dissected the stupidity of his comments yesterday here.  But I am not done.

The Tax Foundation has released its latest study based on IRS tax data on how much Americans pay in taxes based on on their income.  The next time you hear Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Barack Obama, or some other inveterate left-wing hack claim that the rich don't pay their fair share, you should refer to this data.

We're moving on up!  Moving on up!  Here on the East Side!  To a deluxe tax status in the sky!  Cause we are Number Four!  The Terps may not make the Final Four this year, but we did!  We are in the top ten percent of the class!  Aren't you excited?

Everyone stand up and applaud Paul J. Wiedefeld, the Maryland Mass Transit Administration head.  He has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that people rise to the leve of their incompetence.  For the third time in 2008, we have serious issue with MTA vehicles that puts a substantial part of their fleet at risk.