Gunpowder Chronicle posted on November 11, 2008 8:08 PM | Rating:

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Sebaceous Puss has this incredible masturbatory obsession with the Gannett Stock Price. Why? Because of his absolute hatred for the Daily Times, and his wholly unjustified belief that he is crushing the Daily Times. Of course, if the Daily Times -- a wholly insignificant paper long before Sebaceous Puss even located to his compound in Southwest Delaware -- were a McClatchey paper, or a Tribune paper, or a Times Co. paper, the Puss would certainly be obsessed with the closing prices of those stocks as well. But since The Puss has this obsession with all things Daily Times, he ignores a lot of "bigger pictures".
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