O'Guvnah has announced that he somehow found $33.6 million to purchase 3 brand-spanking new Dauphin helicopters to replace some aging craft in the state police fleet.  It sounds so nice, O'Guvnah working hard to keep our state trauma system on the cutting edge with new equipment so that we can fly seriously injured victims all around the state to get them the best care possible.

It's also a questionable expenditure designed not to serve the citizens of Maryland, but to prop up O'Guvnah's sinking poll numbers.  Standing in front of a State Police Dauphin makes one hell of a photo opp, as the Calvert Street Communist Party Newsletter proved on Friday.

Can you say "staged event" boys and girls?

Since Maryland is now in the throes of its statewide ban on smoking in any workplace, including bars, I think it is right and proper to disclose how I will oppose this move:

I am going to screw the little guy.  That's right.  Restaraunt owners didn't want to fight for their smoking patrons, so I will not fight for them.  From now on, I will not purchase alcohol from you.  And mind you-- I am not some beer guzzling redneck.  I am a top-shelf alcohol drinker.  No more Glenlivet or Wild Turkey or Maker's Mark on the rocks anymore.  No Belvedere straight up.  I won't buy it.  Which means your check amount just dropped precipitously, and with it, the tip for your bar staff and wait staff.

If I can't enjoy a nice cigar with my alcohol, I won't drink at all.  I've got a pretty good selection here at the house-- including some of the Eastern Shore's finest.  I don't need to spend my money where I am not welcome.

You can take your alcohol and shove it.

Well, it's day 33 of O'Misery in O'Maryland, and we have O'Guvnah continuing to use his Dark Servants in the Hosue of Delegates and the State Senate -- with an assist from the MSM and Drive By Media -- continue to besmirch the reputation and accomplishments of State Schools Superintendent Nancy Grasmick.

Mayo A. Shattuck, the Chairman of Constellation Energy Group, is a ratfucker.  For those of you not familiar with this term, it's an old Baltimore phrase that refers to "how far you will go".  In this case, you will go so far, you will even fuck a rat.

Mayo A. Shattuck is Maryland's most successful robber baron, and he will go so far to earn his company money, he will fuck a rat.

The Maryland General Assembly is moving ahead with plans to introduce that "oldie but a goodie" from the days of East Germany -- the Stasi -- to a neighborhood near you.

That's right... under the Liberal Facist regime in Maryland, the speed cameras are coming.

O’Guvnah is Maryland’s latest perfect example of the Peter Principle: that in a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to the level of his incompetence. 

If you thought we were done with this after former Governor Parris “Tomcat” Glendenning and Lt Governor KKT, you were wrong. Time and the Democrats march on.

McCain wins Florida.  Not surprising.  A lot of Republicans down there -- including Governor Charlie Crist and Senator Mel Martinez are HUGE fans out of outright amnesty for all those illegal little bastards.

But I don't care.  I still won't vote for John McCain.  Ever.  Satan himself (herself?) could be running on the Democrat ticket, and I won't pull the lever for John McCain.

I will not vote for a man running for President who writes legislation empowering theGovernment  to regulate political speech.  EVER. 

He has a fundamental LACK of understanding of Conservative First Principles.  He is a big-government, my-way-or-the-highway, the Senate-is-sacrosanct politician who violates the Constitution on a whim.

He would DESTROY the United States economy to kow-tow to the environmentalists.  And he has zero grasp of energy policy.

And on taxes, he's a complete waffler.  He votes against tax cuts that created the SINGLE LARGEST DAY OF GOVERNMENT REVENUES IN HISTORY ON APRIL 15, 2007.  He says he would still vote against them.  But he insists that they be made permanent.  WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SMOKING? WHICH IS IT?

Guess what Senator, you'll NEVER have my vote.

I have to be honest... I only have one more candidate to talk about (will I or won't I vote for Mitt? Only the 8 Ball knows) but I am still not excited about the 2008 election.  I am suffering from Electile Dysfunction.  Do they make a little red pill for this?

I will not vote for Rudy Giuliani.  Under no circumstances.  Satan himself could be running the Republican Primary (and with John McCain, we are might close) and I would not vote for Rudy Giuliani.

O'Guvnah is a HUGE supporter of Hillary Rodham Clinton.  So is Kathleen Kennedy Townsend, the only Democrat candidate for Governor to lose to a Republican in 40 years.  But O'Guvnah is also governor of the state which is home to the NAACP, and some pretty powerful black politicians like his Lt. Governor Anthony Brown, Congressman Elijah Cummings, and others.

So what does it say when YOUR candidate suddenly allows her husband to carry the water on a racial attack on another presidential candidate for your party's nomination?

For O'Guvnah and the rest of the Maryland Democrat Party, it says little.

<insert sound of crickets chirping here>