Entries for the 'Stupid Politicians' Category
Gunpowder Chronicle posted on January 14, 2008 11:27 AM | Rating:  | Views: 188
In a news conference Deanna Favre announced she will be the starting QB for the Packers this coming Sunday. Deanna asserts that she is qualified to be starting QB because she has spent the past 16 years married to Brett while he played QB for the Packers. During this period of time she became familiar with the definition of a corner blitz, and is now completely comfortable with other terminology of the Packers offense. A survey of Packers fans shows that 50% of those polled supported the move.
Does this sound idiotic and unbelievable to you? Well, Hillary Clinton makes the same claims as to why she is qualified to be President and 50% of democrats polled agreed. She has never run a City, County, or State. When told Hillary Clinton has experience because she has 8 years in the white house, Dick Morris stated "so has the pastry chef".
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Gunpowder Chronicle posted on January 13, 2008 6:27 PM | Rating:  | Views: 149
Liberal Facism.
It's the title of a new book by NRO scribe Jonah Goldberg, and it does a thorough and devastating job of describing how the roots of modern progressivism, liberalism, and age-old facism have their roots in the same tree: that government always has the best answer, the right answer, and the only answer.
It's the same tree that has sprung forth our current liberal, leftist leadership here in Maryland.
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Gunpowder Chronicle posted on January 11, 2008 10:00 PM | Rating:  | Views: 159
Remember the O'Great O'Campaign O'Promises of 2006, when O'Guvnah promised that he was going to "straighten out" the Public Service Commission and get electricity rates back "under control"?
How's that working so far? Not so well, as the Calvert Street Communist Party Newsletter has uncovered the newest Public Service Commission Scam.
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Gunpowder Chronicle posted on January 11, 2008 10:00 PM | Rating:  | Views: 162
Remember the O'Great O'Campaign O'Promises of 2006, when O'Guvnah promised that he was going to "straighten out" the Public Service Commission and get electricity rates back "under control"?
How's that working so far? Not so well, as the Calvert Street Communist Party Newsletter has uncovered the newest Public Service Commission Scam.
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Gunpowder Chronicle posted on January 10, 2008 10:00 PM | Rating:  | Views: 253
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
O'Guvnah has been on tear to bring down Nancy Grasmick ever since she followed state and federal law in her attempt to take over 11 city schools that were failing so badly in their education of children, those kids didn't even make good corner kids.
Back then, of course, he was O'Mayor, the boy wunderkind Crackberry Addict, and some $52 million was "missing" from the Baltimore City Schools budget. And the last thing he needed was was the State Superintendent reminding him of how crappy a job he was doing in the City of Baltimore.
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Gunpowder Chronicle posted on January 10, 2008 11:18 AM | Rating:  | Views: 201
On December 18, 2007, General Electric got a huge boost to its bottom line when the Senate voted t o essentially ban incandescent light bulbs.
So where are the green weenie environmentalist whacko anti-corporatist "no corporate welfare" types now?
You see, not only did GE's stock jump, but GE will now have a great reason to lay off a ton of workers. You see, GE manufacturers all of its incandescent bulbs in the United States-- where costs are higher and environmental regulations are very strict.
But it manufactures its CFLS (and other fancy technology bulbs) in China, where manufacturing costs are a fraction of the US, and environmental regulations are, well... you know. They just don't have them. (Trust me, been to Shenzhen 4 times and Hong Kong 5. Its bad. Really bad.)
Chinese factories are dirtier, more polluting, and make no effort to be environmentally respectful, much less friendly. China still uses lead in their gasoline. And they could tell you what a CO2 scrubber was if it was sitting in front of you. Oh, and forget energy efficiency.
So what will be the net gain from the switch to CFLs (which also contain a small amount of mercury, and as a result, cannot just be thrown out with the trash)?
I'm thinking a net negative.
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Gunpowder Chronicle posted on January 10, 2008 7:34 AM | Rating:  | Views: 148
... in the United Kingdom of All Places.
It turns out there is a group in the UK fighting their move to an "all CFL" world. Flourescent light causes problems for a lot of people, but now they are banging the drum that it might cause skin cancer.
That will, of course, accelerate the fix to Global Warming. Which might be the whole point. Kill all the humans, and we can't cause Global Warming.
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Gunpowder Chronicle posted on January 9, 2008 10:00 PM | Rating:  | Views: 228
As we roll into Day 10 of O'Misery in O'Maryland, we embrace the fundamental LACK of leadership that O'Guvnah represents. He's less than a pretty face in the State House. He's a Crackberry addict working hard to bring his spectacular string of failures from Baltimore City to the ENTIRE state of Maryland.
That's right, O'Guvnah's goal is to bring the same crime problems, budget problems, school problems, and cultural problems to the Entire State, from the golden seashore of Worcester County, the mountain majesty of Garrett County.
But today, I want to look at dumbass comment number 1,300,364,223 from O'Guvnah.
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Gunpowder Chronicle posted on January 9, 2008 7:25 AM | Rating:  | Views: 98
The board is set. Every one grab your behinds and brace your jaw, because now that the General Assembly is in session, we are all about to bent over the table.
Instead of fixing the operations of state government to consume less, the General Assembly-- in all their glorious "kings for 90 days" stupidity -- will continue to spend, spend, spend.
For Maryland State Legislators, money is like heroin. The more we give them, the more they want. Don't believe me? Show me a state office complex that ever gets smaller.
And since our legislature is DOMINATED by liberal Democrats, state government becomes just one more large welfare jobs program for the unions.
So bend over Maryland, grab the K-Y, and clamp down. It's going to be a rough 90 days.
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Gunpowder Chronicle posted on January 8, 2008 9:45 PM | Rating:  | Views: 152
Uhh, I don't think so. Or, in the words of State Senator Clay Davis from HBO's "The Wire":
"Sheeeeeeeeeeit."
How does the woman who has been the presumptive nominee -- backed by all the big money, all the big media, and all the big players, including the Hungarian-born corruptobillionaire George Soros -- become a "comeback kid" for winning the primary that EVERYONE thought she would win until just a week ago, when she lost to Barack Obama in small midwest corn-pone state?
How does this happen, except by gross stupidity on the part of EVERY FRAKKING MAJOR, MINOR, AND TWO-BIT NEWS OUTLET ON THE PLANET?
Talk about the "willing suspension of disbelief".
Who is writing the copy at these news outlets? Woody Allen? (Not Jon Stewart, that's for sure. His show last night was so bad, the stale danish in the green room was more entertaining).
That is exactly how stupid the Clinton Campaign and the MSM think you are!
Oh yeah, and the Ragin' Cajun is coming back. Luckily this time, the only bimbo eruptions we have to worry about are the words coming out of HRC's mouth.
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