Since Jihad Joe Mahmoud Albero has decided to plagiarize other writer's material (like his fellow Delamoron Slo Joe Biden), we have updated our Maryland Cyber Terrorism Threat Level widget.  We now have an indicator for "Plagiarist".  I suspect this will be our most utilized indicator aside from "Dumbass".

For more information on how you can implement our Maryland Cyber Terrorism Threat Level widget, read our Widgets Page.

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Since Mahmoud Vladimir Albero loves to pick on the aldut children of folks in and around Salisbury -- and his current target seems to be Jeremy Gordy -- we in the Pro Maryland Blogosphere have decided that turnabout is fair play.

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I honor of Mahmoud Vladimir Joe Albero's decision to start using 300 W. Main Street ("Tora Bora") as his own personal o.p. in his war against anyone who disagrees with him about how anything should be run, we decided it was time for Salisbury News to have a theme song.

Appropriately, it's from The Police:

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Well, now that we know that Southwest Delaware's Most Notorious Cyberterrorist and renowned Maryland Perjurer-- Mahmoud Vladimir Joe Albero -- is now using 300 W. Main Street ("Tora Bora") to spew his filth AND stalk passers-by with his digital camera, we have mounted a new campaign to warn our friends and family in the State of Maryland about the current Threat Level in the Cyber Terrorism world.

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Is Jihad Joe Albero, Southwest Delaware's Most Notorious CyberTerrorist is proclaiming that he is going all George HW Bush ("kinder, gentler").

I doubt it. He's played this game before.

One is reminded of the fable of the scorpion and the frog:

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion  says, "Because if I do, I will die too."

The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream, the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of  paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown, but has just enough time to gasp "Why?"

"It's what I do," said the scorpion.

Keep that in mind, folks.

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Delaware's notorious cyberterrorist Mahmoud Hesheetz Hisdrourz Mahmoud Jihad Joe Albero continues on his campaign to shut down those who oppose him.  His eye is still fixed strongly on Off The Cuff, trying to blackmail them into shutting down their blog. 

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Not content to engage in outright extortion against Pro-Maryland Bloggers, Jihad Joe Albero Genovese continues his pathetic and filthy habit of COPYRIGHT VIOLATIONS by lifting -- word for word -- an article in the Baltimore Sun that came off the Associated Press feed.

Compare Albero's UNLAWFUL PILFERING with the original and see for yourself how his complete and utter disregard for the law or the rights of others.  Albero -- self-proclaimed nephew of a Genovese Family "button man" -- doesn't even offer the benefit of attribution or a courtesy link.  You would think such an "accomplished blogger" as the great Jihadist from Delaware would undertand the simple etiquette of the blog world. I guess when you are an asshole in one are of your life, you are an asshole in all areas of your life.

Just a warning to any public officials that let Jihad Joe Albero Genovese trade on their name:  you are associating with a lawbreaking extortionist that uses the laws to persecute others, while he displays little regard for the laws he must follow.

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In yet another smashing defeat for Jihad Joe Albero, the Southwest Delware Cyber-Bully and wannabe Press Boy, Off the Cuff will be reactivating later tonight I am told.  Straight Shooter has been shvitzing over this entire affair since Jihad Joe tried to extort her into shutting down several days ago, a story we have been bull-dogging here at Gunpowder Chronicle.

Well, it turns out that Jihad Joe doesn't have the same juice that his uncle -- a former button man in the Genovese Crime Family according to Jihad Joe -- did.  Despite threats of legal and criminal retribution,  Jihad Joe was unable to bring an end to voices of freedom and liberty that rallied on Straight Shooter's behalf.

Let this be a lesson to anyone -- politcians, officials, or community blowhards -- that the LAW is there to PROTECT the people, not to PERSECUTE the people.  And that in THIS country, in THIS state, there are those of us who will rally to the defense of our rights and liberties as free-born men and women.  We will not go quietly into the night.  Your bullying tactics and your attempts at extortion will not stop us.  We will fight and fight and fight. And when it seems that we cannot fight anymore, we will summon the will and the strength to rise up again like a phoneix from the ashes. And we will win. 

Because our freedoms are more precious to us than anything except our honor.  And even in the darkest room, the light of truth shines brighter than the darkness of hate and lies.

So say we all.

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It took a judge to formally declare that Mahmoud Jihad Joe Albero, Southwest Delaware's Most Notorious Genovese Cyberbully, is not a journalist, but the "reasonable man" standard has always shown this to be true.

Once again, the Delaware Dumbass has proved himself to be stupid.  His "Mastercard Wedding" post isn't true, isn't news, and is a complete urban legend... that goes back to at least 1995, and in a variation on a theme, has even show up as soap opera plot on The Bold and the Beautiful.

Snopes.com has the details here.

Salisbury's most reliable and unbiased source?  That has got to be the biggest joke I have heard lately.  For such an allegedly accomplished and smart businessman, it's pretty clear that Mahmoud doesn't know how to check sources.  It makes you wonder if Chief Webster -- despite all his flaws -- really does have a case.

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We have an update tonight on the CyberBullying and Extortion Efforts of Mahmound Hesheetz Hizdrourz Albero Genovese.

First, our theme music for further updates will be "Damn It Feels Good To Be a Gangster" from the Office Space soundtrack.

Second, certain persons are now reviewing the electronic communications from Jihad Joe to the blogger known as Straight Shooter.  Certain persons with the power of arrest, and the power to proffer charges, should it be found that those communications represent threats or extortion on the person of "Straight Shooter".  One item arises:  JJG has a trespassing charge currently on the STET docket.  One must wonder -- if these emails in fact constitute a potentially criminal act, if they represent sufficient cause for that charge to be removed from the STET docket and placed on the active docket.

Third, more reports are coming forward that Mark Tilghman, Esq., of Seidel, Baker, and Tilghman, PA, is NOT representing Jihad Joe in this matter.  It's entirely  possible that there is another Mark Tilghman who is an attorney and a member of the Maryland Bar, but I haven't found them yet.  Note that it was Jihad Joey Genovese that made the original claim that he was being represented by a "Mark Tilghman".  Any unjustified association of Mark Tilghman, Esq. with Jihad Joey Genovese was not our intention, as we were only reporting the contents of an email sent to a local blogger.  If it is true that Mr. Tilghman is not representing JJG, he has our humble apologies for reporting something that was not a fact.

Anyone with any information on this matter is free to comment here OR write me directly at blog@gunpowderchronicle.com OR gunpowderchronicle@gmail.com.

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