Gunpowder Chronicle posted on August 16, 2008 12:02 AM | Rating:
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My position on the ChiCom Olympics has been justified, by the ChiComs themselves! In the words of Gomer Pyle, USMC-- "Surprise, Surprise!"
First, we have learned that they "faked" the fireworks during the opening ceremonies for those poor souls who actually watched it on TV (and there were lots of you dicktator loving Olympic sycophants).
Next, we found out that the little girl who actually sang one of the numbers during the opening ceremonies was hidden backstage because, according to a Politburo member, she had "buck teeth". It turns out the ChiComs love MilliVanilli and Ashley Simpson!
Next, there is a pretty good chance that those Chinese girls on their gymnastics team aren't actually sixteen years old. Whoops. It looks like the ChiComs are using the Fernando Valenzuela plan (bump up the age to get in the game) to make their Olympic team a little more competitive.
And, to top it all off, the ChiCom police roughed up a British reporter trying to cover a Tibet demonstration in Beijing. They "claim" that they mistook him for a protestor. I guess the big-ass press badge -- a real one, not an Albero look-a-like -- got missed by the thugs.
Yeah, great way to host the Olympics. Lying, cheating, and stealing. It's an Oriental version of the Sopranos.