Gunpowder Chronicle posted on July 22, 2008 11:54 PM | Rating:
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So Mohammed Atta dies and goes to Paradise, and he is met at the gates by The Prophet, and escorted into a luxurious palace room filled with dates and honey and other delicacies.
Seated around the room are Patrick Henry, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, George Mason, George & Martha Washington, Lighthorse Harry Lee, his son Robert E. Lee, Ann Carter Lee, George Pickett, Thomas Jonathan Jackson, J.E.B. Stuart, and scores of other great Americans.
Mohammed Atta looks bewildered, and the Prophet taps him on the arm, and says:
"I said Virginians".
I'm going to hell now for sure...