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posted by Gunpowder Chronicle on Friday, May 16 2008 @ 10:59 PM
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A professor at Jordanian University thinks that suicide bombers should be armed with small nuclear bombs.

Jordanian University lecturer Ibrahim Alloush recommended on Al-Jazeera television this week that suicide bombers be equipped with small nuclear bombs.

I wonder if these are the types of people that Barack Obama insists on negotiating with directly?

According to Israel National News, the so-called "Dr." Alloush said:

"Whoever managed to get a martyrdom-seeker into Dimona, should consider how to get martyrdom-seekers into Dimona and elsewhere armed with non-conventional explosives - and perhaps even small nuclear bombs," he stated. "We should think in this direction."

Oh, and before any of you left-wing nut jobs want to blame America for creating such vile little filth because of its mideast policies that favor liberal democracies over totalitarian, mysoginistic 8th-century monarchies, keep this in mind:

Alloush lived for 13 years in the United States, earning graduate degrees at Ohio University and Oklahoma State University, where he earned a doctorate in economics.

This is how a President Tim Patterson would handle the situation.  I would announce that the United States claims Israel as an ally within our "sphere of defense", and that any attack using weapons of mass destruction (chemical, biological, or nuclear) on Israel will be considered an attack on the United States -- especially since any attack on Israel would certainly have extremely negative consequences on our Embassy in Tel Aviv.  Our retaliatory target list (in order) would go thusly:

  1. King Khalid Military City
  2. Mecca
  3. Medina
  4. Qom
  5. Riyadh
  6. Damascus
  7. Bekaa Valley
  8. Tehran

Except that we won't go nuclear.  It will be all conventional and fuel-air bombs.  Because once we are done bombing, we WILL take the oil this time.

So go ahead, Dr. Alloush.  Arm those little suicide bitches with suitcase bombs.  And watch us turn your precious Islamic holy sites into powder.

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