Saturday, April 12, 2008 3:05 PM
Fantasy Phone Call:
rrrring, rrrring, rrrring
Sheriff’s Office, how may I direct your call?
GET ME GARRY BAKER!!
May I tell him who is calling?
JOE!!
Joe,Who?
JOE ALBERO, IDIOT! dee, de, dee
Hold a moment Please.
brring, brring, brring,
Major Baker.
Major that Albero guy is calling for you.
SHIT!
Excuse me?
Oh, Put him on hold for a minute.
brring, brring, brring.
MIKE LEWIS!
Mike, its Gary.
HEY BUDDY! What’s up?
Mike, it is Albero on the line.
SHIT, SHIT, SHIT.!! Look call Karen, and ask her to kick his ass, again. Meanwhile I will take the call.
Joe? Hey buddy! What’s up?
Mike, that bitch that plays first base on the Delmar Little League kicked my ass, and I want you to do something, or I will call Andy.
Well Buddy, there is not much I CAN do, sometimes pussies get their asses kicked. Bullies too, now that I think about it. Did you call Davis?
NO! That sonofabitch won’t take my calls anymore.
Really? Uh, hold on one, sec.
brring, brring, bring
Front Desk.
This is the Sheriff. The next time that Albero calls, tell him I am out.
Yes Sir. (Smiling)
Joe?. I am back. Say, have you thought about telling the truth some, and quit spouting lies and personal attacks? Maybe that will make your ass feel a little better.
CLICK! hmmmmmmmm (dial tone)