Gunpowder Chronicle posted on April 9, 2008 9:17 PM | Rating:

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Jihad Joe, aka Mahmoud Hizbeen Farteen Albero, Southwest Delaware's Most Notorious Cyber-Terrorist has announced his plans to move forward with at least one lawsuit in the "Fatass Albero vs the World" string of lawsuits aimed at intimidation and harassment against people critical of the "Smartest Lightbulb Condom Salesman" in the world.
Adding to his long list of achievements, including greasy spoon owner, alleged professional pool player, alleged naturalist, woman beater, property owner, failed father, general annoyance and mob nephew, Albero seeks to add to his list "failed courthouse stooge". I think his recent count of courthouse showdowns is -- 0-3?
He claims to have retained Mark Tilghman (of Seidel, Baker, and Tilghman, PA, I Presume) as his attorney. He included more threats in his announcement:
It's time to make an example out of one of you. You better hope it was worth trying to challenge me. Get a good lawyer because you're going to need one. Oh, by the way, rather than listening to the anti Albero bloggers, you should have retained a lawyer instead. This will be the most costly mistake you ever made in your entire life.
Perhaps had his original letter -- which was nothing more than a extortionist missive -- been written and delivered by a competent attorney instead of a deranged mental-masturbating megalomaniac, in the proper manner proscribed for Cease and Desist Letters, the anti-Bloggers would have done more than just pass gas and move on.
So now, more threats. More intimidation. More mafia-style heavyweight practices.
We need to rise up to defend our friends and our neighbors under assault from this pusillanimous gas bag. Mahmoud Albero can accuse bloggers of all he wants, but does he really want to go through a thorough discovery phase? Does he want Google subpoenaed to provide backups of their Cache and Servers going back four years?
Albero loves to throw the heat -- accusing Ray Lewis of stealing money from the offering plate in church is just fine. making gross and disgusting accusations that Bill Gordy is a racist, with NO EVIDENCE to back it up is just fine. Refer ot the Mayor of Salisbury as a "waste of good sperm"-- just fine. Threaten a senior citizen and established community with a questionable email referencing his mob connections -- just fine.
But making comments -- or worse, ALLOWING comments -- on a blog about his family (which he constantly drags into every discussion), and you will get hell released upon you. No matter that he couldn't possibly prove defamation. Defamation requires you to have character to defame.
Give me a break. Joe Albero is a ridiculous, obnoxious attention whore. And he doesn't like the fact that he is being challenged -- on his violations of copyright law, on the factual inaccuracy of most of his posts, and on the his general characterizations of life in Salisbury, MD.
He's such an accomplished and established business expert that he feels threatened by some anonymous blogger? Are you frakking kidding me? This drop of anal seepage wants to tie up MARYLAND courts over a stupid and assinine case about some dumb comments written on an obscure blog?
And he resorts to threats, extortion, and intimidation to do it?
This person -- and I use that term lightly -- needs to be opposed. He needs to be rejected. He needs to be shamed. And ANY public official that associates themselves with this wretched piece of filth needs to be tarred with the same brush.