Gunpowder Chronicle posted on August 24, 2007 6:06 PM | Rating:

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Michael Vick, faux quarterback and scum of the earth, is now officially and indefinitely suspended from the National Football League. On Monday, he will go before the judge and enter his official guilty plea. Unfortunately, he is not allowed to plead guilty to be an absolutely worthless colostomy bag who deserves nothing better than the way he treated those dogs.
Let's just hope he doesn't get the lead role in "Longest Yard 3".