I've Picked My Lawyer

Well, after much deliberation, I've chosen my lawyer.

I would go with Denny Crane, but he has the MadCow.  And that means Alan Shore would probably second chair.

I would go with Perry Mason, but two would be one too many drama queens in the court room.

I would go with Victor Sifuentes, but the last time I checked, he had become President on the West Wing.

There there are the three babe-o-licious lawyers.

Alexandra Cabot -- she's in witness protection.

Joyce Davenport-- who could ever steal her away from her "pizza man" Frank Furillo?

Lt Col Sarah Mackenzie -- that would be too much temptation.

So, I've had to go a different route...

And so I have chosen...

LIONEL HUTZ!  Yes, that's right.  This renowned lawyer of Simpsons' fame.

Now all I need are the papers!