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According to Jihad Joe, "a local attorney" in Salisbury is planning to sue me, and has invited Jihad Joe to join the case. Jihad Joe claims I called him a terrorist and defamed his character.
Of course, one must possess character in order to defame it.
One also must be careful in what one chooses to believe. Since Jihad Joe did not identify said attorney, this could be made up news -- just like most of Jihad Joe's made up assertions, accusations, insinuations, and suppositions based on nothing but stale air. Until I am served, there is no case, as Jihad Joe has pointed out in other forums. So I await the Baltimore County Deputy Sheriff with open arms. Make sure on the service papers you say "go to front door". I can't always hear someone knocking on the back door, and the doorbell button back there isn't working.
I am fairly confident that I would prevail, given a fair opportunity to present my case.
Just one important thing: you shouldn't file in Wicomico County. Most of the judges in Wicomico County know my father, and they would probably have to recuse themselves. A lot of people in the potential jury pool know either me, my dad, or my late stepmother. And since my blog is written in Baltimore County-- and hosted on servers in Los Angeles County -- I will intend to argue over jurisdiction. Just where did the alleged offenses occur?
I will be needing counsel, so if anyone is interested, please contact me at blog@gunpowderchronicle.com. I figure Charlie Jannace can't, because he previously represented Jihad Joe. But, there are still a lot of good attorneys out there. I definitely won't be representing myself, as only a fool has himself for a client.