Gunpowder Chronicle posted on July 23, 2007 10:48 PM | Rating:
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Where is the town of Bivale?
Anyone?
Buehler? Buehler? Anyone?
Oh, there isn't a town of Bivale?
Someone call up Greg Bassett or Wayne Gilchrist's wife and teach them how to use spell check. I am pretty sure that Wor-Wic teaches a class in spell check. Let me check the catalog.
Yup-- it's COMP105 -- "Spell Check for Newspaper Dummies".
Quick, get Joe Carmean to lean over and teach Greg Basset and Joe Gidjunis how to use it.
This story in The Daily Slime has a headline that says Bivale forest fire burning uncontrolled.
Imagine my relief when (once again) I go to the full story, and find out that the Rinnier family hasn't created another new development, but it is actually the town of Bivalve that has an out-of-control forest fire. Of course, then you hear it is only a measly 50 acres. That is not "out of control". I remember the Florida fires of 1998 and 1999, when you would walk outside in Lake Mary, and the smoke rolled in like fog. And for once, no one complained about my cigar smoke, because high quality Montecristos actually smell better than burning scrub pine. Or how the houses all along I-95 and I-4 leading in Daytona Beach had sand berms built around them -- charred, black sand -- to stop the fireline. THAT is out of control.
Spell check gentlemen. Right now, your spelling is no better than Jihad Joe.